doctorwho:

TARDIS corset and skirt

It’s guaranteed to be a perfect fit because each is custom handmade to your exact measurements. This cotton corset laces up the back through silver grommets with blue satin ribbon. You can get the corset alone, or make the look complete with the matching cotton skirt

via Anglophenia

Rev: Rae’s getting famous, yo’!


Anonymous asked: Do you like, honestly hate people on the real EA forum? Cause I think you don't. I think you just rant a bit more than real muffins do. ^.^ Come back to EA for the <3

Mikaela: I don’t hate anyone over there, but I do have varying levels of annoyance regarding some members. But that’s normal, right? I do that with real-life people.

Rev: I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU LITTLE SYCOPHANTS.

Lol jks. But seriously, at least half the Reform is on the failforum…so we’d be hating half of us…

Also, lol, “real” muffins? What is this elusive definition, if I may ask? Does owning at least 1 copy of each of her Trisol/post-Trisol era releases count? Owning multiple magazines with EA interviews? Owning at least 3 t-shirts, and having been to 2 shows? Liking her music, but not caring much for the way she communicates online, does that count too?

Lib: I don’t understand why disliking people means that you’re not a real muffin. Why would my disapproval of other people impact on my enjoyment of a musician’s music? I don’t like some of the people on the failforum. I think some of them are amazing! Thinking that some individual people are being shit on a forum doesn’t mean I’m not an EA fan.

posted 3 weeks ago

Anonymous asked: If you could have any shape for your pasties, what would it be? If you're a guy, you're not excused from answering this. I demand an answer.

Rev: obviously I would have broccoli-shaped ones. 

Mikaela: I’d think you would have gone for the broccoli-fish-shaped ones, Rev. Personally, I’d settle on yellow Pikachu-shaped pasties.

LibU: Personally, I’m fond of EA’s glittery heart shaped ones. I’d go around topless everywhere, calling things FPF. Failing that, probably frog shaped. No real reason for it, frogs are just cool.

Fae: circles or clovers. actually can’t i just have a variety?

Tragic: No idea. Maybe I would have 4 sets, and they’d just the card suits. Hearts, Diamonds, Spades, and Clubs. And I’d alternate which pair I’m wearing. Or I’d mix and match.

posted 3 weeks ago

Anonymous asked: ZOMG. YOU GUYS ALSO HAVE JILLIAN VENTERS/LADY OF THE MANNERS/GOTHIC CHARM SCHOOL!!! !!! !!!

Rev: Lol, yes, I guess we do — she joined when it was first created, for curiosity’s sake, she doesn’t post anymore. Also…wow, you must have hunted/read through some OOOOLD posts/threads to find her!

Tragic: You ambitious creeper, you! :P 

posted 1 month ago

Anonymous asked: i send my request to join Asylum's Forum at October 2011, never got any answer (And still waiting!). May I have the requirements to hang out with you guys?

Tragic: Well…one of the most common factors between all our members is having been rejected in some way by the Asylum, so…

Come on in!*


*At your own risk. Remember. We’re all hateful EA-bashing puppy-eaters. ;)

posted 1 month ago

Anonymous asked: CAN I HAVE A BOTTLE OF SEXY TRAGIC BITCH PERFUME???

Tragic: NO YOU CAN NOT. I DON’T JUST GIVE THAT SHIT AWAY!

posted 1 month ago

Anonymous asked: you guys have Bunny/Johnnie Clapper, Hrafn, Poison, Speilbilde and now Iceaxe hahahaha. soon the Reform will just be the resort for disillusioned PRs/mods & associates

Mikaela: We’re a five-star resort. Didn’t you know? Complete with karaoke, pool, amusement park, spa, and all those other nice things no one else is allowed to have. After all, all these disillusioned ex-mods need a place to rest their head after it’s been royally fucked with in the Asylum.

posted 1 month ago

Anonymous asked: Gnolch was banned from the fail forum for being to sexually graphic in her posts. She had been warned several times about this before the banhammer came crashing down on her head. Now that she knows this, how does she feel about it?


Gnolch: But seriously, I haven’t been warned a single time and the last time I was remotely graphic about something sexual was back when the TMI thread was up, which was, what, about a year before I got banned? And even then I was hardly doing anything but lurking and sometimes commenting on what other people posted there.

It rather seems to me, dear anon, as though you actually have no idea about what I did or didn’t do on the Asylum, but instead know a little about me from browsing the Reform. So you went “what could I invent as a reason for Gnolch’s banning? Oh, how convenient, she’s posting sexual stuff all the time, I’ll just pretend this is the reason she got banned on the Asylum.” Unfortunately this is pretty obviously made up, dear, as I was never really being sexually graphic in my posts until on the Reform.

Mikaela: But we do love our crazy Reform Sex Goddess and all of her graphic glory.

posted 1 month ago

Anonymous asked: Hellis was banned at the insistence of Fathergod. Apparently he whined to Flee enough that Flee said fuck it. Flee typically ignored things on the forum unless she was spammed, then rather than dealing with the person who spammed her, she would take it out on whoever was the subject of the spam. How does Hellis feel about Fathergod being the reason for her ban?

Who the fuck is Fathergod?

Well, I don’t care. I never cared. I stopped being active on the failforum several months before the ban. I knew I was going to be banhammered for my oh-so-terrible deed and that was the reason why I was the one to post that very URL.

P.S. Who is Hellis? I only know Helliss

posted 1 month ago

Anonymous asked: It makes me happy to hear that! I freaking miss you guys. (This is the_last_elegy btw o_o)

Rev: Eeeee! YES, please come back and share in the insanity! I’ve missed you! 

posted 1 month ago